( self destructive according to Louis. misguided attempts at helping a friend, and keeping the townies from ending up vampire food, in Steve's estimation. it's a 2 birds 1 stone situation. aren't both of these good things??? )
Then maybe try being less of a dick to everybody and maybe I won't be the only one willing to help you. ( Steve is NOT willing to crowdsource snacks for Louis. he's just PUTTING IT OUT THERE that being a charming hot guy from Louisiana could probably be doing Louis more favors than it currently is. ) I'm not stupid. I know it'll hurt. At least it could be good for something for once.
( as long as Louis stops eating the locals, is the obvious caveat. )
[ he laughs darkly. the thought is so ridiculous. in his own mind he's the melancholy loner, the cool outsider, the dangerous vampire. people don't like monsters. except Steve apparently. ]
( well there's a lot of freaks around here, Louis. and again, you're just SO hot. charming and hot can get a guy far!
despite the fact Louis is a vampire, and apparently killed two dudes in a blood rage, there is not a lot of fear in the mind link. no, the mind link is more like... wanting to grab the guy by the shoulders and shake him, like that could help get through to the dumbass. is that an emotion? whatever word there is for it, the brain chat feels like that. )
Fine. Sure. But if you think about it to the point of eating another local, then you can go fuck yourself.
( this offer is STRICTLY for well behaved vampires. 😤 )
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Then maybe try being less of a dick to everybody and maybe I won't be the only one willing to help you. ( Steve is NOT willing to crowdsource snacks for Louis. he's just PUTTING IT OUT THERE that being a charming hot guy from Louisiana could probably be doing Louis more favors than it currently is. ) I'm not stupid. I know it'll hurt. At least it could be good for something for once.
( as long as Louis stops eating the locals, is the obvious caveat. )
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[ he laughs darkly. the thought is so ridiculous. in his own mind he's the melancholy loner, the cool outsider, the dangerous vampire. people don't like monsters. except Steve apparently. ]
I'll consider your offer. There's still time.
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despite the fact Louis is a vampire, and apparently killed two dudes in a blood rage, there is not a lot of fear in the mind link. no, the mind link is more like... wanting to grab the guy by the shoulders and shake him, like that could help get through to the dumbass. is that an emotion? whatever word there is for it, the brain chat feels like that. )
Fine. Sure. But if you think about it to the point of eating another local, then you can go fuck yourself.
( this offer is STRICTLY for well behaved vampires. 😤 )
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Technically there are no locals.
[ and with that zinger he's out! ]